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You're just making it worse Brettski. can we change the subject back to Theo's plesaurus....please? Or something else interesting like Wood's bear with anterior diaper....anything.
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As long as you are not using the phrase "Theo's plesaurus" as a euphemism then I have no objection to a change of subject.
Great, now we're both probably in trouble when he reads this.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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C'mon...gimme a break...how much damage can one pound of little Theo do anyway? Certainly not enough to justify bringing in a Bobcat.
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WARNING: VALENTINE'S DAY IS LESS THAN 3 WEEKS AWAY!
and nothing says LOVE after 30 years like a skid loader.......
unless it's a dump truck!
One person's pond is another person's borrow pit.
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WARNING: VALENTINE'S DAY IS LESS THAN 3 WEEKS AWAY!
and nothing says LOVE after 30 years like a skid loader.......
unless it's a dump truck! Truer words never spoken.
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WARNING: VALENTINE'S DAY IS LESS THAN 3 WEEKS AWAY!
and nothing says LOVE after 30 years like a skid loader.......
unless it's a dump truck! Truer words never spoken. May have never been spoken, but it is clearly documented! A dump truck would be nice only, because I am biased and have a bobcat
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I may have to take a little road trip to Chicago and San Diego and moderate this thread in person.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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Nice work, JHAP. Look what you started.
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Ranks right up there with new tires for her car doesn't it? Geeze, ladies want romance, that is the magic word. So dang simple.
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...lol due to the recent turn of this thread...
This thread gives me nightmares.
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Don't worry Mikey, it takes years for this phenomena to take place, you are safe for a long time to come.
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Don't worry Mikey, it takes years for this phenomena to take place, you are safe for a long time to come. You sure gave him hope for the future! May as well just send him a pack of depends and say "get use to it".
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Mikey, it all depends upon the girl. When I met Theo, I was the one with the pickup truck with 4 on the floor and a college aptitude test that said I should be a heavy equipment operator. It's been fun bringing my city boy over to the dark side.
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Mikey, it all depends upon the girl. When I met Theo, I was the one with the pickup truck with 4 on the floor ... What a crock. It was a 3 on the tree.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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HUSBAND AND CAT MISSING -$100 REWARD FOR THE CAT! I subscribe too, but tried and failed at the fish logo.
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WARNING: VALENTINE'S DAY IS LESS THAN 3 WEEKS AWAY!
and nothing says LOVE after 30 years like a skid loader......
unless it's a dump truck! Fish Wife that is awesome. I hope someday you get to meet influence brainwash my other half.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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lol just to clarify, i have no fear based upon gift giving or you ladies... in fact my lady got a fishing license for her birthday lol...
all fear is directly related to the talk of any thing related to "Little Theo" and any discussion that may be taken in regards to WRT
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A fishing license is the ultimate gift that keeps on giving. Get a girl a license and she will learn to fish.
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I may have to take a little road trip to Chicago and San Diego and moderate this thread in person. Nice work, JHAP. Look what you started. ME?!? All I did was point the thread out to you, which granted is akin to leaving the door open to the chicken coop and inviting the fox in for quick snack, but still I don' see how I can be blamed for this fiasco. Deep down I knew this was going to be trouble. Now we have a scarry IQ'd, Mauser collecting, rocket scientist hunting us. Where's my ghillie suit?
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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Geeze, ladies want romance, that is the magic word. So dang simple. A fishing license is the ultimate gift that keeps on giving. Get a girl a license and she will learn to fish. See 2cat, this is exactly how us guys get into trouble. Is it romance? Is it a fishing license? Is it a Bobcat? Is it a dump truck? A blender? A vacuume? A fly rod? A dozen roses? A dozen Rooster Tail lures? If a lure is pink does it count for both romance and practicality? This is all way, way too confusing.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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JHAP, It's not that confusing. Most women will tell a man what she wants. It just that why she's telling him, instead of listening, he's trying to figure out how to get away with buying her what he really wants.
A woman, on the other hand, when she buys her man a gift, is looking for something that will keep him busy, out of her hair, and especially - out of her stuff.
The reason women like things that are pink is because it takes a real man to operate a hot pink chain saw.
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Hey. I hardly ever use your weed wacker!
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lolol, Pond Boss is always the perfect end to my day
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When a woman tells you "Lets not get each other anything for Xmas.", don't ever, I mean never, believe her. You're gonna pay and pay big time for that one.
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