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To update this thread, Rainman has refused to continue hauling plesiosaurs for me after what can only be described as a minor misunderstanding.
Rex, I just wanted to say I understand and I hope your daughter didn't use her pinky much anyway.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling ![[Linked Image from i.pinimg.com]](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/b5/e7/edb5e7f935843b996cf52be593c9ebd2--smoothie-smooth-collie.jpg)
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Just to set the record straight, how can I put this delicately?
After a certain number of years a large percentage of husbands give their wives nightmares, so don't worry.
HUSBAND AND CAT MISSING -$100 REWARD FOR THE CAT!
I subscribe too, but tried and failed at the fish logo.
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Obviously, 2catmom, you've never been with a sophisticated man.
The sophisticated man never, never has a problem with giving his wife nightmares.
The sophisticated man snores, therefore, his wife never gets any sleep.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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HUSBAND AND CAT MISSING -$100 REWARD FOR THE CAT! Now, THAT is pretty delicate! 
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Belive it or not, I have shown my husband my tag line. We have no secrets, well, almost.
HUSBAND AND CAT MISSING -$100 REWARD FOR THE CAT!
I subscribe too, but tried and failed at the fish logo.
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After a certain number of years a large percentage of husbands give their wives nightmares, so don't worry. YEARS?!? Heck I think I gave JWHAP nightmares in the first week. When we announced to my parents that we were getting married my mom turned to Ricki and said "Are you sure you want to do this? We're stuck with him, but you have a choice."
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It all sounds normal to me.
Life is Good on Bremer Pond!
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Theo, ask her if the dream was in color.
It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP Grandpa
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My Fish Wife says, "People with ponds have too much time on their hands!"
Thanks for the wonderful entertainment!!
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My Fish Wife says, "People with ponds have too much time on their hands!"
Thanks for the wonderful entertainment!! Hey CoachB, You by chance maybe purchased an Optical Comparator. Just want to see if it is the same CoachB in MI.
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Not me. I looked up comparators though, and they are pretty cool.
Brian Retired Coach Just another day in paradise!
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Theo, ask her if the dream was in color. It's been a while but I think so.
Last edited by Theo Gallus; 01/26/10 08:49 AM.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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Here is a picture of Theo's new pond that keeps me up at night. 
One person's pond is another person's borrow pit.
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If you look real close you can see the plesiosaurs. 
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
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What are you whining about Ronda? This water hole looks pretty easy to dip water from. Be glad you have a thoughtful guy like Theo to spend your life with. If he's too busy, you could always install an easy entry gate.
BTW, how's the shoulder coming along?
It's not about the fish. It's about the pond. Take care of the pond and the fish will be fine. PB subscriber since before it was in color.
Without a sense of urgency, Nothing ever gets done.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley Rancher and Farmer Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP Grandpa
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Went to see the doc today, he also raises beef cattle and horses. Doc gave me a prescription to buy a Bobcat as necessary medical equipment, but I'm having problems getting MedCo to approve it. I have now been officially released to lift more than a pound, so "Little Theo" and I can resume our play dates.  Can I have my Bobcat now, "Big Theo"?
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Sooner or later I'm gonna think of a way to respond to that in such a way that I'm not permanently banned from Pond Boss.
JHAP
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It' probably gonna be later.
JHAP
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JHAP
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Oh and by the way it's good to hear you're feeling better Fish Wife!
JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
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Little Brettski already has a playmate.
I could sure use a Bobcat, tho
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Boy are you in trouble when Theo reads this.
Last edited by jeffhasapond; 01/27/10 04:21 PM. Reason: sounded naughtier than I intended. Therefore I self moderated.
JHAP
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I said Bobcat; not cougar
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You're just making it worse Brettski.
JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
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