Two men get pulled over by a RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) in Saskatchewan. Cop walks up & taps on the window with his night-stick. Driver rolls down the window, and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head.
"What's that for?" the driver asks.
"You're in Saskatchewan ," the cop replies. "When pulled over , you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"Sorry officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."
Cop does a check on his license and gives it back to him. He walks to the passenger side & taps on the window. Passenger rolls down the window, and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head.
"What's that for?" the passenger asks.
"Just making your wish come true," replies the cop.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks.
"Because I know your type," the cop says, "two miles down the
road, you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that jerk
would've tried that crap with me!'"
