Tan goes hunting...


"Watching Animal Planet has really improved my hunting skills. I shall lie here in the grass as the stupid and unsuspecting herd animal approaches. "



"And with the grace and strength of a leopard I shall pounce upon the back of this mighty game animal, constrict his wind pipe and bring it crashing to the ground."



"Starting at the hind quarters I shall feast upon this tasty beast for many days, allowing none of the domesticated and lazy cats near my kill."



"Jeez thing thing is really chewy and not nearly as tasty as I had imagined."




"Forget it, I'm all played out. Stop licking me you stupid prey animal, it's hard to maintain any sense of dignity with you licking me. I wonder if Dwight has any catnip."


JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)