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LOL. That was the best three minutes I've spent on a Friday morning in a long time.

Very funny, but very sad at the same time. I will have to search out this dudes resume'. Surely he didnt just start this type playing after a contract extension. It looks like it was intrenched in him. At some point in time, instincts take over, and you actually touch the opposition.

Throughout his senior season, Cromartie recorded 12 tackles.
.......................high school stats. A real headhunter.

2009 Season
Cromartie stated that this season was his best season yet. He finished the regular season with 3 interceptions, 33 tackles, and 10 passes defended......all pro numbers for sure. Chargers brass got what they deserved; free seat on sidelines for AFC final.





Antonio Cromartie has seven children living in five states, and has been named in at least five paternity suits in the past two years.[11]....at least he's good for something.
Reputed to not be able to read. Maybe should have stayed at the Christian high school in Tallahassee.

Well, makes me feel better for laughing at the joke now.

FINALLY, an easy to follow flow chart on food protocol!

Dang those flies are in 3-D.

the last one is my fav

I knew a guy that would catch a fly cupped in his hands and shake it like crazy to stun it. Then, he would carefully tie a thin piece of thread to one of it's legs. When it would come to and try to fly away, he would take it out for a walk fly.

Wax on. Wax off.

Brings an entirely new meaning to the term "tying flies."

Oh come on, you had to see that coming.

Hilarious

But we all know the line for the ladies room should be way longer

those would be damsel flies

...in some serious distress too

Ba-dum-bump.

Years ago in the Astrodome, I believe at a Houston Rodeo concert, a woman got arrested for foregoing the endlessly long line and going in to the men's room. Obviously had to be male policeperson,........or a jealous female one.

What, does the Houston Philharmonic perform on rough stock?

Not exactly, but there is entertainment at about 1/2 way thru the rodeo events. It used to be at the end, but sometimes the rodeo went long and the entertainment part kept some of us 40 somethings up too late. http://www.hlsr.com/concerts/index.aspx
My 12 Y.O. granddaughter is hot to trot to see the latest country and weatern phenom, Justin Biemer . When my son said the she had a crush on him, I naturally said 'get him over here, I want to have a papaw approval on this'. After worrying about it for a couple wks. my son told me he is an 'entertainer'.

Hey, I have seen George Strait, numerous times, George Jones, Eagles, Lynyrd Skynyrd 2, Hank Jr., and many others. Not the best acoustics for a soundstage, but...by the end of the rodeo, who cared?

BTW...I've also seen Bodacious perform several times.

Finally, ONE horse who's stall is self-cleaning.

That would make a lot of people I know very happy... The last I checked, shoveling horse ____ ain't fun!

The neighbor down the street has a tiny skid steer, and the stalls are big enough so he can use the skid steer to clean them. He gets sawdust by the dump truck full.

I've never seen a skid steer that small and still have a seat for the operator.

A rich commercial plumber friend of mine told about his earlier days of owning a plumbing CO.

He was in the bottom of a stopped up sewer line hole passing up buckets of 'clean out'.

His wife came up and asked "Tommy, what are you doing down thee passing up buckets?"

Tommy replied, "I dont take sh-- from anybody!"