Yo SP - I took great pleasure in stuffing your family with all manners of goodies for the kids then hung them on a nail over a roasting fire. When I'm done with them, I throw them in a cold dark box locked away in the attic without food or water for a year until I choose to play with them again. You want their safety guaranteed? Quit harrassing everyone or the Xmas stockings are headed to the fire!

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~ Henry David Thoreau

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