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JHAP, please post a picture of you in a turtleneck.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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...and a light bulb in your mouth
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JHAP, please post a picture of you in a turtleneck. ...and a light bulb in your mouth I found one, sans light bulb. 
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Atleast use an LED bulb so you'll be eco friendly. 
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Oh and Uncle Fester? Come on, I have some hair on my head!
 If you notice, he didn't say it was on top! 
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There's been a tad of photoshopping on that picture, me thinks.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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Oh my, where to begin?
First off, see what you've done Lamar?!? Oh sure you post some constructive criticism and the thread ends up with me morphing into Uncle Fester.
The sad thing is that it probably didn't take much touch up work to make me look bald. Each year my hair gets more and more rare. I'm going to try to have my hair declared an endangered species and then apply for federal funding.
A couple of years ago I threatened to shave my head. It made perfect sense to me. Why spend 15 bucks on a hair cut when I only have 47 hairs to coiffure? Shave it, buff it and be done with it. (Now that sounds naughtier than I intended). So I told Ricki, I'm thinking of shaving my head. She was not amused. So I forge on follicly challenged. Oh sure I could spend a fortune on Rogain or Mircle Grow or some other such nonsense but I've just decided to let nature take it's course.
Besides at least I'm not afraid of sock puppets.
Notice the subtle attempt to change the subject?
JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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There's been a tad of photoshopping on that picture, me thinks. Sunil -- I'll have you know that Photoshop was not used in the modification enhancement of that photo. Jeff -- I believe I've got frogs in my pond with more hair than you and I have combined.
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Besides at least I'm not afraid of sock puppets. 'Sokay; we're afraid of you.
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Yo SP - I took great pleasure in stuffing your family with all manners of goodies for the kids then hung them on a nail over a roasting fire. When I'm done with them, I throw them in a cold dark box locked away in the attic without food or water for a year until I choose to play with them again. You want their safety guaranteed? Quit harrassing everyone or the Xmas stockings are headed to the fire!
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~ Henry David Thoreau ![[Linked Image from i1261.photobucket.com]](http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii582/teehjaeh57/I_subscribe_zps69249d43.gif)
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Last edited by Rainman; 12/29/09 02:02 PM. Reason: I be skeeered
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JHAP, you now have your costume for the 2010 Halloween Gig.
You're going to do a mean Uncle Fester.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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