I'm more of a limerick kinda guy.
There once was a girl from South Bula,
Who used a hoop in her dance of the Hula,
All the guy's eyes they did strain,
And the frying pan brought pain,
But all was cured after a trip to the jula.
And for those that don't get it....
jula=jeweler
I took a little poetic liberty.
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