I think you guys are trying to take Techno Viking to task in the wrong areas of his pond expertise.

Let me take a crack at it.


Techno Viking, how best should I dance around my pond, and more specificially, what kind of music should I be listening to while at my pond?

Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."