My only observation:
Theo's wife has got to win the planetary award for the COOLEST wife...who else would allow their husband to have an "Oar House" right next to his fishing ponds? Our wives collectively could benefit from some time with yours...I imagine you get to host weekly poker games and eat bluegill fillets in bed too?
No way. He's too busy the rest of the year baleing hay(or standing soaking wet photoing half time antics) so he can get a couple days off for PB conf.