I tripped and fell over an electrical fence wire and am currently consulting with a personal injury attorney so that I may litigate into an ownership share of Chez Gallus.
BTW, you owe me $0.69 for fence repair.
I had an uncomfortable feeling as I turned off the main road onto Theo's driveway. I soon found out it was because I was being scoped in at 400 yards by a high powered rifle.
This is a complete fabrication.
It's only 300 yards.