That isn't some type of euphemism is it?

Paging Brettski, paging Brettski, Brettski, please pick up the white courtesy phone located in the main lobby.

JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)