Pond Boss Forums GENERAL QUESTIONS Pond Boss Do you need permission to fish from your wife?

Wow talk about hen pecked!

WOW! Now that is FUNNY!!! Do they also have one for hunting as well?

I'm sure.

Did you see this?

Getting married is scarier every day! HAHA

NEVER, BUT NEVER ASK FOR PERMISSION, JUST DO IT. Why give anyone that kind of power over you? Silly! As for the stripper clause, don't need it if the hot wife does the dancing.

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It's much better to ask forgiveness that permission, at least that way you've had your fun.

Did you know I waer a football helmet when I get home from fishing?

If you know she will say yes, it is OK ask for permission. This has worked for me for 41 years. Well, OK, there was a NWOP (New Wife Orientation Period) for a couple years at the beginning.

Just for fun when we meet new people I introduce my other half as my first wife, I get the strangest looks.

I'd be interested in hearing more about this. Do you teach a class? I'm finding a Texas girl can be a bit of a handful; and we aren't even married yet.

I was given an Application To Date My Daughter from the dad of a girl I was seeing when I was a young man. Pretty funny. Basically it had all these things like, Do You Have Tattoos, Piercings, Own A Van, etc. And if I checked any of the above I was to leave the premises, running in a zigzag pattern. He had a nice sense of humor. Too bad his daughter didn't.

I am surprised at this thread and I figured never to see it. I thought all the guys had to ask permission to fish. I must of been mislead.

Oh, and for the record, my wife is the one responsible for getting me into fishing. Now I'm far more enthusiastic than she is and she will likely regret this introduction in the future.

That's only early American marriage...

My last dog was like that. She knew better than to run off and get in trouble, but somehow when she came back with her head hanging with that "I know I did wrong look" I got the impression she figured it was worth it.

That's not a good sign steff. It only gets worse. An Amish friend of mine became engaged to a sweet timid girl that was at his beckon. Now that they are married I swear she has a ring in his nose and leads him around.

Ha- I won't ever be a whipped man, and shes not the whipping type. I just need her to understand that like most people here fishing/hunting isn't a want, but an essential part of life.

I think it would be easier if Dwight broke the news to her in his "So you married a fish squeezer" class for women. He could cover quite a lot of topics. There could be advanced classes like "why your husband needs a second (third, fourth) pond" etc. I'm sure guys on here would be signing their wives up left and right.

Marriages based on trust and freedom seem to work the best. It is a 2 way street afterall is it not? Take the ladies with you, my husband always took me fishing, although he lost a lot of fish taking mine off the hook.

My wife rides a broom and sky writes nasty msgs about me in the sky. I never ask her for anything. She is as mean as a snake.

Oh come on, I don't believe it. Let's talk here: When we are young we want you around, after some years go by, we want you to go fishing, golfing, then play pokler afterwards. That way we don't have to cook, just do our nails and float in the lake and wait for the BOS! HA HA!

My wife nags me to go fishing. She would make me go every day if I would let her. Cleans fish too, don't know what to do about her.

This post has me laughing so hard.


As far as my girl, she enjoys fishing, but I am in charge of worm hooking and taking fish off the hook. She is gracious with my desire for it, we went from 10pm-3am the other night. She is a trooper.

Extract her DNA and make clones of her. LOTS OF CLONES!!!

As my wife has been hogging the puter getting on PondBoss since we got back from Branson,Im going to have to watch my posts carefully.She is keeping the cast iron skillet within reach since reading some of my posts.

Is there one that gives me permission to breathe?