Originally Posted By: FRPeeps
Relatively friendly...until this JHAP fires the SPEW Ray at you from his Death Star. \:\)


Oh the SPEW....

 Originally Posted By: jeffhasapond in the thread named "Five to worst creatures to have at or in you pond?"
It's operational [the Deathstar] and we are currently field testing a new weapon. It's our Sonic Puke-Eruption Weapon (SPEW for short). One sonic blast and the victim has an immediate episode of projectile vomiting. It took us a while to get the beam focused, and once again I apologize to all of the 261 residents of Sand City, California, but it now appears to be fully functional and ready for deployment.


Sadly we had to scrap the SPEW. It was too difficult to keep the beam focused and well let's just say that the we ran into a shortage of volunteers that were willing to fire the darn thing.

Some people have no sense of humor.

JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)