Fellow conference attendees, bring your cameras, leave home your inhibitions, bring some ace bandages, pack some Neosporin, make sure the health and life insurance premiums are paid, bring some bail money, rehearse your alibis.
The unofficial motto for this year's conference will be "Plausible Deniability."
Apparently we have almost 200 attendees registered already. Lets crush the 200 mark. Let's go folks. If you're on the fence, jump off.
Where else will you get to meet, live and in person, Commander Cody, Dr Dave Willis, the pond boss himself Mr. Bob Lusk, Mike "mad man" Otto, the fabulous Pond Boss moderation team, and all of the great folks of the forum, meet JWHAP and offer your her condolences.
Think of the memories and the physical and psychological scars you'll be able to show off after attending the conference! Plus in your spare time you'll learn stuff about ponds and meet our great Pond Boss vendors. You don't want to be sitting at home reading about this on the forums, and you don't want to have to wait for the 60 Minute special to air, get registered, get er done.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
