I must express my deepest sympathies to the Govenor Jay Nixon, Mayor Raeanne Presley, the six Aldermen (Alderpersons?, what the heck is an Alderman anyway?), law enforcement, the good people in state of Missouri and anyone and everyone in general proximity of Branson, Missouri (specifically the cleaning and maintence crew of the Big Cedar lodge).

Why?

Because JHAP and JWHAP are going to the conference bayyyybeeee! I can't wait. The calendar is marked in red felt pen. We're going to Branson.

JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)