Originally Posted By: Sunil
My old dog used to have the run of land with three homes on it.

One day he came back to our house with the distinct odor of smoked meats on his breath.

When interrogated, he said nothing.


They never do! My last dog and the present one get treats from my parents that live above my garage when not in Florida. They NEVER EVER tell you they already had one!


If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.