You take real good care of JWHAP, particularly since we have to count on her to slap you up the side of the head on a regular basis.
According to several sources the 7 leading causes of stress are:
1. Finances (monitoring JHAP is not cheap, bail money, bribing local officials, repair and maintenance costs to both JHAP and anything JHAP comes into contact with, etc).
2. Work (
full time job keeping tabs on JHAP).
3. Family (married to JHAP, nuff said).
4. Personal concerns (will I be able to control JHAP?, it's quiet where's JHAP and what is he up to?)
5. Personal health and safety (is it save to live with JHAP?)6. Personal relationships (
did I mention she is married to JHAP?7. Death (we've had our share in our family over the past year).No wonder my wife has heart issues!
