Originally Posted By: Sunil
"I waded out wearing white sneakers..."

This is just wrong in so many ways.


1) Give him a break, he took his kickers off.

2) White sneakers are the preferred visibility gauge in Hurst & Bowie. That way they don't have to try and pronounce "Secchi."

3) His red sneakers were in the laundry.

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