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Guts or Balls.
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.
If it's not fit for you to eat, what makes you think it's good for your dog? AHAHM  
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I dont know if I should comment or not.My wife is here.
I subscribe Some days you get the dog,and some days he gets you.Every dog has his day,and sometimes he has two!
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Tom G, I'm pretty sure "not" would be safer, see above for the results if you do. 
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I get moderated enough as it is...
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O.K.,the wife is gone.Then there's........no,I guess I better not,I get moderated enough too.
I subscribe Some days you get the dog,and some days he gets you.Every dog has his day,and sometimes he has two!
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