The first reports back to HQ claim the GSF are poorly trained fighters,(but quite tasty), and the feared deathstar appears to be another hoax akin to Saddam's WMD programs, nothing more than a fear tactic employed to prevent an all out assault on the defenseless ponds.
I knew it! GSF are the Man behind the curtain. Paper tigers. Toothless lions. Trunkless alligators. I'm not afraid any more. Much.
