Things to ponder.....
1)JHAP instantly denied having anything to do with it..he's involved.
2)Orphaned calf...doesnt this sound like lunch to anyone else but me?
3)Crashed airplane,couldnt this be new structure for the pond?
4)Landed right next to the skif...maybe he was going fishing and blew the landing.Did he have bait on board?
5)JHAP slamming hand in door...sounds like he's in denial to me.

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