Originally Posted By: Captain1
Whoaa! You guys are brutal! It's been an interesting day. I was sitting in my office in Dallas and getting a call that a plane crashed into your pasture, killed your cow and the plane and cow are now in the pond! The guy that crashed the plane had only 22 hours flight time from way back in the 80's before buying this plane and immediately crashed it. (I think his first flight in it!)

The pond is (was?)a pretty good bass and bluegill fishery until they added a few crappie. It really did negatively affect the bass population. I like the angle on getting it restocked! The real bummer in this story is that the cow that was killed left a 3 week old orphan calf. Now you guys feel bad don't you? ;\)


Well I did until I remembered how good veal taste.

Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. Mark Twain