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Originally posted by fozzybear:
We have HBG in our 0.5 acre pond in SE Michigan. They have been know to nibble swimmers on occassion. Last summer my son had some High School Seniors over and two of them came out of the pond with sore nipples. One of thme was bleeding even.
OK Folks is everyone paying attention! This pond is in Michigan, not California. I only mention this because I know that if you heard about nipple biting fish you would immediately assume that if something that weird was happening it must be happening in California.

So to recap...

Reported Nipple Biting Attacks by Fish:

Michigan = 2

California = 0

That's all, carry on.

(Oh and before you say it there is absolutely no evidence that the excess number of nipple piercings in California is scaring away the fish therefore skewing the above documented statistics.)

JHAP
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