There is only one way to deal with unmanly power tools. Terminate with extreme prejudice. Here at the GSA we have our own methods of dealing with low performance power tools as evidenced in our instructional video Weedwacker Death.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to have a "conversation" with the chainsaw.


JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)