Aptly put, JHAP...I am heeding this advice. I think Theo is beyond being impressed by mere mortals, I'll keep chasing his tail since that Wikipedia post on Condello which cannot be equaled...so next best thing is simply not to invoke the wrath of "That Which Lurks Beneath the Water" [okay, JHAP help a brutha out by posting the pic of Theo swimming in pond - please!]

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~ Henry David Thoreau

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