When they asked her why she thought that, she simply told them, "You know that area that was unburned?", well, when I went in to see him, all he said was, "IT" didn't get burned! Still wanna try for that boy?--"Now?"
That part is funny.

The rest...OWWW! I'm glad you made it!
In truth, I had to parphrase what I really told her to keep from getting moderated with extreme prejudice! What can I say, at 19 there was really only ONE thing on my mind and this little set back was interfering with it.
I'm pretty glad I made it too! I think my wife and kids are pretty glad too, at least more than 1/2 the time, but I could be wrong.