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I was thinking of the things I would like to know about our fearless leaders. Everyone is welcome to add to the list. I have it teed up so fire away.

I have never heard or seen:
1. Bill Cody make a mistake
2. Theo not be able to solve any math equations
3. Bruce have dirty fingernails
4. ewest not have a scientific answer to a pond question
5. Dave have a great place to eat.
6. A picture of Sunil with a fish
7. What Chris's high school report card looks like.

I second 3 and 6. Well...I take that back...I've seen a pic of Sunil with a fish maybe once or twice. Still not enough, though.

Bruce is a man of clean fingernails and clean teeth.

Here he is with his family and his fish at the Bassmaster Classic tank.

Good lookin' family, Sunil!! Is that your bro and his fam also?

mammal....the long one

They do kind of favor a little

#3: Bruce, clean fingernails, and eyelash implants.

they DO look like little footballs

is that a hooter's girl in the background? to the left, rear. npi (no pun intended) hooter's girl has nice fingernails too.

We have a picture of two gorgeous families with amazing SMB, not to mention scores of faces in the crowd, and Kevin happens to notice 1/4 of a Hooters girl with shiny fingernails.

Man, this guy is good with details.

Yeah, Todd, that's my bro & his wife and daugher. We both have 2 year old boys now also.

I catch fish just like every one else!!! That's my bro in the last pic with the HSB.

Two items are immediately apparant after view the photos of Sunil:

1. He changes his appearance drastically every now and then.

and,

2. He NEVER takes off that shiny silver watch, unless he lends it to his brother as is evidenced in the last two photos.

I suspect there's an opportunity for a caption contest here. What is the man pointing out to the Hooters girl?
I thought of a couple....
and decided descretion is the better part of valor.

I'm thinking the events in the Sunil's photo sequence when something like this:

Before the photos:


Sid (Sunil's Brother): "Sunil I'll bet you your shiny silver watch against this old fake leather banded watch that I can catch a the bigger HSB out of your pond that you can."

Sunil: "No way you freak, you're on."

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Photo #1

Sunil: "HA! Told you Freak, Look at this HSB I caught. In your Face! Hand over that tired fake leather watch, that'll be on ebay tomorrow!"

Sid: "OH SNAP. But the day is young so don't get all up in my koolaide unless you know the flava. Besides look how skinny that fish is."

Sunil: "It may be skinny but it'll get the job done."

Sid: "That's what she said."



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Photo #2

Sunil: "Look at this SMB I caught. Heck I take the time to change my clothes and still out fish you. Fully clothed or shirtless, I'm telling you I'm a fishing machine. Condello has nothing on me."

Sid: "It ain't over till the fat lady sings, I'll catch a lurker HSB and have your stinking watch by day end. The bet was for HSB not SMB so those don't count."

Sunil: Shut up Freak. Mom always liked me better than you did I ever tell you that?"



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Photo #3

Sunil: "In the boat or on shore, fancy silver watch, or Walmart fake leather watch, I'm telling you Freak, I can out fish you any day of the week. Give me a beer, and DON'T put a cozy on it or I'll slap you like a red headed step child. Your watch looks good on me don't you think Freak?"

Sid: "Not so fast I have a hook up!!!"



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Photo #4

Sid: "HA! Told you, Now hand over the silver watch. Nice, it fits just fine. Now take my photo with this nice big HSB and the watch that I won from you."

Sunil: "Freak! We found you on the doorstep, had you been told that before?"

Sid: "Let's go again only with cars. I really like that new car of yours."

Sunil: "Freak, remember your dog Fluffy that disappeared one year and we told that he went to go live on a big farm? Well let me tell you the real story......"

I think you're right, JHAP - Sunil was even wearing a watch when he swam with the dolphin.

Brutal! Nice work JHAP!

Why does Sunil hold his prize fish off to the side like a coronet when it comes time for a pic?

Just think about how much extra time JHAP will have to devote to ideas like these as of April 16th.

He wants to show off his pecs. Did I ever tell ya that he can bench #800?
Great work, JHAP! To the funnies with it.
So, that's Sunil with the watch at Seaworld? I thought he was the one doing the flips.
Did I ever tell ya the difference between Sunil and Flipper?

I thought Sunil was the one getting hugged.

Some nice looking fish being caught in Sunil's pond... Maybe it's the shiny watch that helps attract them to the bait?