Originally Posted By: burgermeister
Tazer. How far do they work?
Or, lace a fish and place in a spot only an otter could get to.


Is there such a place?

I can see the headline now: "Local Officer Arrested for Poisoning and Killing Elderly Neighbor's Poodle"

"Poor Fluffy always did have a thing for fish," said Myrtle Stephens, former dog owner.

"Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."