Hmmm, this is going to require some thought. A new screen name is not something that you should just rush into. Let's see what we know about you:
1. You minored in wildlife and fisheries science from Penn State. (What did you major in?)
2. You are a law enforcement officer
3. You have (at least IMHO) a vast knowledge about forage fish species. And appear to give good advice regarding most species of fish, however you need to be re-educated regarding GSF.
4. You instantly became a regular poster to this forum which suggests either that you are committed to the future of pond management or that you should be committed (it's a fine line between the two).
5. You like lasagna.
I shall require some time in order to propose an adequate screen name.
I forget, how many characters are we limited to?
