Jhap is a cool dude. He's even down with the bald is beautiful crowd.
It is a scientifically proven fact that bald men have an abundance of testestorone while an abundance of female estrogen is attributed to hair growth. Accordingly:
Bald(ing) men = manly men
Full head of hair men = ghirly men
Hey, this ain't my rule, it's science.
Say it loud, I'm bald and I'm proud.