JHAP went to a bar.
A good looking gal said she would do anything he would like for a couple hundred.
He thought about it and asked her to paint his house.
In my defense that was a great deal on the paint job and it has held up quite nicely thank you very much. Of course JWHAP was none too thrilled that our house painter wore a leopard body leotard and pink shorty shorts but hey, a good deal is a good deal.
JHAP is worse than a divorce lawyer, he tells people they have lost half their assets but have to keep their wife.
The only retort to this that I could think of would get me in a vast amount of trouble so I shall refrain from any comment.
