Problems, problems and more problems! I've been repeatedly telling those girls to use a pupillometer to determine interpupillary distance and to ignore the PD given by the autorefractor. Now they'll want to find significance in the distance from the center of the upper lip to the center of the pupils. I'll need Theo to come up with a name for that measurement so I can tell them to ignore that as well.
The face of that bass really has me concerned so I'll refer to the reconstructive surgeons who would be far better qualified than I to determine if that bass requires their services. Of course, that bass is probably far too young to qualify for Medicare, leaving the fee an out-of-pocket expense, or to be paid by private insurance or Medicaid. If the bass is grossly overweight and/or has a gold tooth it's probably on Medicaid, but that would be better known if the species or sub-species of the bass could be determined.