Pond Boss Forums INTRO Questions & Observations Make JHAP say "Oh Snap!"

Sunil just got pwnd.

Watch out, JHAP's gonna get crunk in this hizzle...fo shizzle.

If you need me, holla at the celly, yo.

Translation:
"While originally exhibiting his glorious wit at the expense of our dear friend Jeff, as evidenced by a humorous (albeit childish) statement about an otherwise positive female influence in Jeff's life, Sunil ultimately lost the exchange. Jeff's well-timed retort proves his linguistic superiority, at least when it comes to foul humor.

If we do not cease and desist, Jeff will continue to display his superior linguistic skills at our expense. (That's a better explanation of crunk than crunk = crazy + drunk, which undoubtedly would be another accurate reference to Jeff). He will do so on the internet message forum "Pond Boss," which most people mistakenly believe is a website dedicated to managing private waters. He will inevitably continue to act this way; it is not up for debate.

I can be contacted via cellular telephone should anyone have questions or inquiries about this topic."