Then again, you have to remember I'm moving from Tennessee, where illegal distillery and sipping moonshine while rocking on the front porch of a shanty has been perfected to a fine art (ummm...not that I would partake in such immoral behaviors...).
I like this guy already.
Welcome to Pond Boss, Mac, we're glad you found us.
I never really know where to put the commas. Should that have one comma? Two commas? No commas? I don't know. They're cheap so I put two in.