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12. In an average room there are 1,242 objects that a redear sunfish could use to kill you, including the room itself.
13. A redear sunfish can divide by zero.
Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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Bruce, can a redear play possum?
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If you can read this ... thank a teacher. Since it's in english ... thank our military! Ric
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A redear can eat a possum.
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Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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They could have last night. Redear with a nut chaser.
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A big male Redear Sunfish will kick sand in the face of a GWS.
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RES don’t wear watches, they just DECIDE what time it is.
RES can slam a revolving door.
Bigfoot takes pictures of RES.
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c'mon bruce....for real? is that yer church? waay too funny
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Originally posted by dave in el dorado ca: c'mon bruce....for real? is that yer church? waay too funny Somebody actually noticed!! I thought that was so funny and it met with a big "thud".
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Originally posted by Bruce Condello: Originally posted by dave in el dorado ca: c'mon bruce....for real? is that yer church? waay too funny Somebody actually noticed!! I thought that was so funny and it met with a big "thud".
Bruce, that's the price of fame. It has it's ups and downs. That is awesome coloration on your church sign. :p
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I heard the Navy once let a redear sunfish join the Navy Seals, but he was too mean and they had to let him go.
In Dog Beers, I've had one.
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i've fallen and i cant get up
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Originally posted by Bruce Condello: Originally posted by dave in el dorado ca: c'mon bruce....for real? is that yer church? waay too funny Somebody actually noticed!! I thought that was so funny and it met with a big "thud".
...fear of the higher power. Most sins are forgiveable and often accrue nominal amounts of pergatory. Church sign desecration will bring you back as a manatee in a competition ski lake.
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Come on guys don't pick on Dave. Ok well only once more....
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For what it's worth Bruce I thought you post was very funny. I would have commented earlier but I kinda figured I was running the sin-o-meter at redline already and I don't want to be a manatee.
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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Originally posted by jeffhasapond: Come on guys don't pick on Dave. Ok well only once more....
Somehow, I always pictured C. Everett Koop living alone.
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...I didn't know how good Koop...er, Dave looks in his Sunday bowtie. Exudes a kind of PeeWee Hermanish, boyish charm, dontcha think?
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Originally posted by jeffhasapond: For what it's worth Bruce I thought you post was very funny. I would have commented earlier but I kinda figured I was running the sin-o-meter at redline already and I don't want to be a manatee. :p
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can't......take........much......more...... www.churchsigngenerator.com huh? the resourcefulness here continues to amaze the only place i know of where I can beat a horse in one place, and LMAO next door, of course, all while learning about dams and RES.
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Originally posted by dave in el dorado ca: can't......take........much......more......
www.churchsigngenerator.com huh? the resourcefulness here continues to amaze
the only place i know of where I can beat a horse in one place, and LMAO next door, of course, all while learning about dams and RES. DIED, you might have missed this one. You can also learn about wedgies and such. http://www.pondboss.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=20;t=003695;p=2#000022
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aye, missed it i did indeed...arrgghh....LMHO (laughing my hook off)
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Holding a redear sunfish is like running with scissors.
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And of course Dave's smash hit...
JHAP ~~~~~~~~~~ "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." ...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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i was only a two hit wonder? well meadowlark, my only saving grace at this point is that i was duped by a churchsign instead of a wedgie. edited post.....somebody help me here......thankfully for D.I.E.D. there was a reprieve from the relentless assault as Dr. Condello suddenly remembered to remove the needles and tubes stuck in the mouth of the patient in room #3. edited post again.....awlright, i'm stubborn and gullible , lets get this thread back on track. they say its very common that people look like (resemble) their pets, and vice versa.....a little known fact is that the same holds true for those who raise RES. if i wuz handy with those cute little webgems i could post pics to prove it.
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Algae
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