I can't turn my back on you guys for one darn minute.
I would take the time to describe to you all what devious plans I had for you given the level of blasphemy that has been spewed on this site but I have chosen not to.
Since it's my birthday today, I grant you all immunity for one day.
Oh and by the way, I was not born in the 1800's as Heybud suggested. I just look that way naturally (ok well maybe not so naturally, growing up in Southern California in the 70s takes a lot out of a person).
Enjoy your day of immunity, heretics.