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This is funny, get the wife one for valentines day. Stun gun
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Are you insane?? She would use it at the drop of a hat. I can hear it now. Her: Hey boys, want to see your dad flop like a fish out of water? Them: YEAH!!!!!!!!!
I am paying out some heavy Karma from a previous life.
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. Mark Twain
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I have been hit by a Taser and ridden the wave and let me tell you... IT HURTS!!! When we got trained in them on my police department, they showed a video of one being used on a very angry bull. It dropped it in its tracks! I don't care if your a drug crazed, steroid shootin' body builder, if those darts hit you right... You're going down.
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Could they take down a Condello strain RES?
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Hmmm... Probably, but a GSF, heck no!!!
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Roses and circle hooks for the wife this year.
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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OK All you romantic Fish Guys:
A card with a few heartfelt words to the one you love along with a promise to never leave your socks on the floor where you take them off, is much better than, jewelery, flowers or candy.
Last edited by 2catmom; 02/13/09 09:56 AM. Reason: sentence structure, spelling is there a spell check?
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That is great advice 2cat, well except for the socks part - that's just crazy talk.
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Our Corgy won't leave socks lying on the floor where anyone drops them.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling ![[Linked Image from i.pinimg.com]](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/b5/e7/edb5e7f935843b996cf52be593c9ebd2--smoothie-smooth-collie.jpg)
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Our Chancy won't leave socks alone either, they never even hit the floor. Hey 2 Cat thanks for the advice, to think I've been overspending all these years! Jen, just in case your monitoring this site, you'll still get your roses and candy.
I have buried the hatchet.
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Hey Kevin:
I saw a bumper sticker you would like: it said "If guns kill people, do pencils misspell words?" I wanted to make sure that Tom G. knows that a brussel sprout boquet is not the way to go.
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I was thinking something a little more formidable...like a Hello Kitty AR-15: 
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OK All you romantic Fish Guys:
A card with a few heartfelt words to the one you love along with a promise to never leave your socks on the floor where you take them off, is much better than, jewelery, flowers or candy. How about the heartfelt words with the socks inside the card?  
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Rainman,
Trust me, that isn't going to get you where you want to go.
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I'm totally digging the Hello Kitty AR-15! That thing is sweeeeet...
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I waiting for a Hannah Montana HK-91 for Fish Wife. (rolleyes)
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Why do I know that Fish Wife will simply appreciate a HK-91?
Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."
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