WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING TO ANSWER THE QUESTION THAT SHAWN BANKS HAD REGARDING THE GSA:
JHAP, What kind of dues are associated with membership to the GSA? Can one also be a member of BISA or is that considered a conflict of interest?
Shawn, we would be delighted to have you as a member of the GSA. Yes you can be both a member of BISA and the GSA. We rarely have any conflict BISA that we cannot work out over a vigorous game of Quarters (unfortunately we are 7 for 24 against BISA in Quarters Death Matches as Sunil is both deadly accurate and has an unbelievable propensity to hold his alcohol. How are you at quarters Shawn?) Oh and by the way in an ironic twist of fate we predict Cardinals 7, Steelers 24.
In order to join the GSA Shawn you must take the following pledge:I pledge to manage my pond in the best interest of the almighty green sunfish and protect this beautiful species from heretical blasphemy. Re: membership duesThe GSA does not require ANY membership dues. We are 100% supported via extortion, misappropriation, kidnap for ransom, black mail and other time honored fund raising activities. You may however be called upon at some time in the future to serve your Association in whatever capacity that we deemed necessary to further the cause of the GSA. It is possible that this service could include less than legal and/or less than moral activities. Once a member of the GSA you are a member for life, only the GSA can terminate your membership privileges.
GSA National Anthem written by DIED:O beautiful for spacious waters,
For amber fins of glory,
For emerald streaks majesties
Above the oxygenated pond bottom!
GREEN SUNFISH!, OH GREEN SUNFISH!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From pond to shining pond!
You now may return to your regularily scheduled programming.
