Alright JHAP here are some others
"If you go to only one pond management magazine sponsored conference this year...make it this one"
"Pondboss III....more pond nuts than you can shake a secci disk at"
"Just when you thought it was safe to neglect your private waters POND-CON III"
"Pondboss III....more fatheads than a forage pond"
"Pondboss III....now with 20% more McButterpants"