Originally Posted By: Jeff Walker
... the recruiting line of Hedley Lamar's in Blazing saddles.

"rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull (types), train robbers, bank robbers, (one type of) kickers, (another type of) kickers, and Methodists."

My wife's a Methodist.

"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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