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These vile, unfounded attacks upon my character are completely unsupported by fact and cannot rise above baseless slander perpetuated by gentleman with less than honorable intentions.
Moderators I request, nay, I DEMAND immediate intervention and censorship to assist in the restoration of my good name.
Moderators, should you choose not to intervene on my behalf, I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that I have several, how shall I put this, photographs of questionable taste, of everyone of you, the distribution of which could compromise your standing in this community.
JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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Thanks Davasta, that looks more accurate.
JHAP, who you calling a gentleman? My family tree is full of scoundrels, scallywags, horse thieves, cattle rustlers, and ne'er do well's. Kind of like the recruiting line of Hedley Lamar's in Blazing saddles.
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. Mark Twain
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... the recruiting line of Hedley Lamar's in Blazing saddles. "rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull (types), train robbers, bank robbers, (one type of) kickers, (another type of) kickers, and Methodists." My wife's a Methodist.
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Well other than the bank robbers (that I know of) that pretty much fits my family tree. Including Methodist and, heaven forbid, Protestants 
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. Mark Twain
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I subscribe Some days you get the dog,and some days he gets you.Every dog has his day,and sometimes he has two! 
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If'n I had a fish in my pond that looked like that I would NEVER, EVER swim in the pond.
JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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"rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull (types), train robbers, bank robbers, (one type of) kickers, (another type of) kickers, and Methodists."
My wife's a Methodist. Hmmmm, so is mine, I wonder if that means something.
JHAP
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
...Hedley Lamarr (that's Hedley not Hedy)
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