Joe, I was mostly funning about the saws. I love fine tools, but try to keep my purchases realistic. If I had to cut firewood, I could justify a Stihl or Husky and wouldn't hesitate to get one. When I bought my Poulan, I thought it would last 3 years, and cost me ~$40 a year, which was acceptable. I got a very pleasant surprise. I cleared 10a with it, cleaned up after 3 hurricanes, clear fence line with it, and it's still going strong after ~8 years. The cost per year is now ~$15 and falling. My previous tractor cost me ~$750 a year, and I'm hoping my Kubota will end up being that cheap.
