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The Funeral
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral...
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral..... I'm a gynecologist.'
That's when the proctologist fainted.
Last edited by Cecil Baird1; 10/20/08 05:03 PM.
If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.
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I guess I should stop training to be a urologist.
"Only after sorrow's hand has bowed your head will life become truly real to you; then you will acquire the noble spirituality which intensifies the reality of life. I go to an all-powerful God. Beyond that I have no knowledge--no fear--only faith."
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And Bruce is a dentist....
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And Bruce is a dentist.... Being a dentist is only a hobby for Bruce. He only does it because he needs income to fish and play with fish. 
If pigs could fly bacon would be harder to come by and there would be a lot of damaged trees.
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