My goodness, that Redear is a Porker!

My guess is your snail supply (thus far, at least) has been on par with what it musty have been like for the world record RES' growth in Santee-Cooper back in the 90's.

"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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