Originally Posted By: Asgrd Pndkper

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... free-range chickens ...
Those can be dangerous, if you chew gum.


How's that? Did you have a back chicken experience...

My In-Laws used to keep chickens. One day at their place I lost my chewing gum and found it six times.


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