....she wore her 2008 Edition Pond Boss Conference Camoflage T-Shirt, fresh from Arlington.
That may have been what it took to put her over the top!
I'm quite certain that the shirt has magical powers. I wore mine for the first time the other day. I dabbed on a little Sex Panther cologne and donned the PB shirt. While walking down the street the Swedish Swimsuit Modeling Team caught a glimpse and sniff of me and mobbed me. I was fighting them off as best I could until the doorbell woke me up. I gotta disconnect that pesky doorbell.