Way to go! Buy her a beer for me! Wait....maybe that's not a good idea.

I think a Pony is a nice gift! Wait....you have horses already.

Get her an otter! It can live in your new pond!!!!!

Excerpt from Robert Crais' "The Monkey's Raincoat:"
"She took another microscopic bite of her sandwich, then pushed it away. Maybe she absorbed nutrients from her surroundings."