reminds me of the time i got my wife a porta potty for the boat (for her big b-day present), you never saw anyone so happy..... no more 5-gallon buckets baby!!
In the interest of retaining some minor semblance of decorum, political correctness and good taste I shall refrain from posting a comment regarding this. I tried eleven times to delicately word craft a humorous response that would not permanently terminate my forum privileges. The process caused me so much internal turmoil that I believe, no I'm quite certain, that I've somehow damaged my spleen.
