Originally Posted By: FattyMcButterpants
I was disappointed in Bruces "fancy" shirts///loked more like he had been hauling hay all day...not getting a pedicure and doing his hair..

Okay, I wasn't going to bring this up, but Fatty broke the ice with the pedicure comment.

I arrived at the Conference in Arlington as A Man on A Mission - to determine whether or not Bruce gets manicured. My wife was sure that he does (I try not to let myself wonder how or why she thinks that). So I gathered photographic evidence, a clear shot of Bruce and his hands:


Upon arriving back home, I showed her the above photo of Bruce and asked "Well? Does he get his hands manicured?"

She studied that picture for several minutes, then answered "No. But he has had eyelash implants!"


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